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The quality of life throughout the U.S started its catastrophic decline once Vine left my ipad and boys stopped forming boy bands and layering long and short sleeves. Think about it, what good has come since One-Direction broke up? I wasn’t ever even a fan (I wasn’t allowed to watch Disney or Nickelodeon) but I’m […]

I’d eat a whole lemon rawI’d even bite into an unripe lime Before choosing any other hill to die on Besides the one where I deeply despise poems that intentionally do not rhyme. I’d rather look at the world through a peep-hole And stuff my face with the sourest key-lime pie than to read you a poem with no rhythmAnd […]

In case of emergency, here’s a list of my allergies:  Benadryl (I know)  Pecans  Weed I found out that I was allergic to weed when I was 17 and took CBD oil one night to help me sleep. I almost made myself sleep forever. When the doctor told me to “stay away from anything cannabis […]

My favorite superhero is Spiderman (duh, he’s hot). There is something about an awkward brunette nerd that seems to get me every time. I have always had a thing for nerds. For me, to be intellectually compatible is to be in love.  With the recent surge of toxic, red-pilled men; I yearn for the seemingly […]

Do you put your friend’s birthdays on your online calendar? I do. I’m always forgetting details like that so I put it in my calendar as soon as I know it, and have it automatically show up every year. I am really, really good at forgetting.  Maybe it’s my neurodivergent brain that can’t keep anything straight, or […]

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